Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I throat-punched a Canadian spy trying to throw tomato ketchup at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a squirrel a blackbird a robin a magpie a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a pigeon a duck 🦆

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.