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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a Burkinan
spy
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
lemons
tinned frankfurters
hamburger relish
bananas
prawns
scrambled egg
cat biscuits
rice krispies
pitted olives
avocados
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