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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a British Virgin Islander
spy
trying to throw
chicken wings
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a koala 🐨
a blackbird
a swan 🦢
a coot
a rat 🐀
a raccoon 🦝
a duck 🦆
a crow
a squirrel
a pigeon
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