Sorry I'm late today
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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a Welsh
spy
trying to throw
taramasalata
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a koala 🐨
a blackbird
a coot
a mouse 🐁
a pigeon
a robin
a crow
a squirrel
a magpie
a rat 🐀
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