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Superhero
I
throat-punched
an Ugandan
spy
trying to throw
tomato ketchup
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a squirrel
a crow
a duck 🦆
a goose
a mouse 🐁
a magpie
a robin
a pigeon
a swan 🦢
a blackbird
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