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I throat-punched a Tongan spy trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a koala 🐨 a coot a goose a blackbird a magpie a robin a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆
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