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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a Syrian
spy
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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spring rolls
scrambled egg
baked beans
Marmite
shrimp
potatoes
chicken nuggets
tinned tuna
peppercorns
rice
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