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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a Citizen of Seychelles
spy
trying to throw
tinned tuna
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a rat 🐀
a swan 🦢
a coot
a robin
a raccoon 🦝
a pigeon
a koala 🐨
a goose
a blackbird
a crow
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