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I throat-punched a Sao Tomean spy trying to throw tomatoes at …

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a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a robin a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a blackbird a goose a raccoon 🦝

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