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I throat-punched a Paraguayan spy trying to throw Marmite at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a squirrel a koala 🐨 a pigeon a crow a raccoon 🦝 a robin a mouse 🐁 a goose a coot
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