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I throat-punched a Papua New Guinean spy trying to throw prawn crackers at …

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a blackbird a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a magpie a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a goose a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a crow

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