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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a Papua New Guinean
spy
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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halloumi
watermelon
Pringles
mushy peas
pitted olives
Marmite
avocados
iceberg lettuce
candy floss
potatoes
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