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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a Palestinian
spy
trying to throw
sunflower seeds
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a squirrel
a mouse 🐁
a rat 🐀
a goose
a magpie
a raccoon 🦝
a coot
a crow
a pigeon
a blackbird
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