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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a Mexican
spy
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
lemons
hamburger relish
chilli peppers
prawn crackers
prawns
candy floss
pizza
chicken nuggets
nacho cheese
iceberg lettuce
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