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I throat-punched an Azerbaijani spy trying to throw candy floss at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crow a swan 🦢 a robin a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a goose a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨
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