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Superhero
I
throat-punched
an Azerbaijani
spy
trying to throw
pitted olives
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a raccoon 🦝
a pigeon
a rat 🐀
a blackbird
a duck 🦆
a squirrel
a swan 🦢
a robin
a crow
a goose
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