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I throat-punched an Ivorian spy trying to throw pitted olives at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a rat 🐀 a robin a crow a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a blackbird a pigeon a koala 🐨 a goose
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