Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I throat-punched a woman trying to throw rice krispies at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a goose a magpie a koala 🐨 a squirrel a crow a blackbird a rat 🐀 a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.