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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a shepherd
trying to throw
noodles
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a squirrel
a robin
a coot
a magpie
a rat 🐀
a raccoon 🦝
a blackbird
a pigeon
a swan 🦢
a crow
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