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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a shepherd
trying to throw
porridge
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a squirrel
a robin
a crow
a rat 🐀
a pigeon
a koala 🐨
a duck 🦆
a raccoon 🦝
a blackbird
a goose
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