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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a shepherd
trying to throw
lemons
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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a magpie
a rat 🐀
a crow
a robin
a koala 🐨
a squirrel
a duck 🦆
a coot
a raccoon 🦝
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