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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a shepherd
trying to throw
pitted olives
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a pigeon
a squirrel
a swan 🦢
a blackbird
a crow
a magpie
a robin
a goose
a raccoon 🦝
a koala 🐨
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