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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a farmer
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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bananas
chicken wings
halloumi
pizza
sunflower seeds
ice-cream cones
cat biscuits
Pringles
iceberg lettuce
avocados
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