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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a farmer
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
mushy peas
nacho cheese
hummus
hamburger relish
spinach
rice pudding
baked beans
fish fingers
watermelon
peppercorns
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