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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a ticket inspector
trying to throw
spring rolls
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆
a coot
a robin
a goose
a pigeon
a mouse 🐁
a crow
a blackbird
a magpie
a swan 🦢
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