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I throat-punched a ticket inspector trying to throw chilli peppers at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a squirrel a rat 🐀 a blackbird a robin a duck 🦆 a coot a magpie a pigeon a koala 🐨 a goose
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