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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a ticket inspector
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
garlic cloves
chicken wings
prawns
chilli peppers
sunflower seeds
gherkins
iceberg lettuce
potatoes
cat biscuits
shallots
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