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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a milkman
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
mushy peas
Marmite
tomatoes
avocados
Pringles
hamburger relish
watermelon
fish fingers
peanuts
scrambled egg
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