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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a taxi driver
trying to throw
prawn crackers
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a pigeon
a magpie
a blackbird
a rat 🐀
a raccoon 🦝
a robin
a goose
a coot
a crow
a squirrel
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