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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a train driver
trying to throw
Doritos
at
âĶ
âĐ
start another snivelling excuse
ð
shuffle
ðĶ
random pathetic excuse
a goose
a mouse ð
a pigeon
a rat ð
a swan ðĶĒ
a squirrel
a duck ðĶ
a magpie
a coot
a crow
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