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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a train driver
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
mushy peas
peppercorns
potatoes
spring rolls
cat biscuits
pitted olives
baked beans
peanuts
chilli peppers
garlic cloves
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