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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a train driver
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
mashed potato
Doritos
bananas
hamburger relish
tinned tuna
pitted olives
tinned frankfurters
nacho cheese
chicken nuggets
avocados
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