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I throat-punched a bus driver trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a goose a mouse 🐁 a coot a crow a blackbird a magpie a squirrel a duck 🦆
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