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I throat-punched a bus driver trying to throw tomato ketchup at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a swan 🦢 a pigeon a blackbird a squirrel a crow a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a coot
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