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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a bus driver
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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sunflower seeds
pitted olives
hamburger relish
shallots
tomatoes
chocolate chips
scrambled egg
chicken nuggets
halloumi
rice pudding
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