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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a bus driver
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
noodles
prawn crackers
sunflower seeds
shallots
hamburger relish
tomato ketchup
candy floss
peanuts
Marmite
chocolate chips
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