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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a bus driver
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
chicken wings
ice-cream cones
cat biscuits
candy floss
taramasalata
yoghurt
bananas
pitted olives
watermelon
baked beans
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