Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I throat-punched a sailor trying to throw baked beans at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a magpie a robin a rat 🐀 a pigeon a koala 🐨 a blackbird a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a goose

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.