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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a sailor
trying to throw
mashed potato
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a magpie
a coot
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a mouse 🐁
a blackbird
a duck 🦆
a robin
a rat 🐀
a crow
a goose
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