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I throat-punched a sailor trying to throw shrimp at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a robin a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a coot a magpie a crow a goose a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆
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