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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a sailor
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
rice pudding
scrambled egg
baked beans
sunflower seeds
cat biscuits
nacho cheese
porridge
mashed potato
ice-cream cones
pitted olives
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