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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a sailor
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
tomato ketchup
mashed potato
rice pudding
potatoes
chicken wings
lemons
candy floss
scrambled egg
bread
peppercorns
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