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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a soldier
trying to throw
peppercorns
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a blackbird
a duck 🦆
a squirrel
a swan 🦢
a goose
a pigeon
a coot
a mouse 🐁
a crow
a robin
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