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I throat-punched a man trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a magpie a blackbird a squirrel a coot a goose a rat 🐀 a robin
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