Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I throat-punched a man trying to throw tomato ketchup at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pigeon a blackbird a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a magpie a crow a squirrel a goose a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.