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Superhero
I
throat-punched
a man
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
lemons
prawn crackers
bananas
halloumi
shallots
garlic cloves
rice pudding
tomato ketchup
fish fingers
chocolate chips
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