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I throat-punched a child trying to throw Marmite at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a magpie a coot a robin a raccoon 🦝 a crow a blackbird a koala 🐨
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