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I throat-punched a child trying to throw watermelon at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pigeon a squirrel a coot a magpie a rat 🐀 a goose a duck 🦆 a crow a robin a swan 🦢
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