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I
throat-punched
a child
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
pitted olives
ice-cream cones
hummus
tinned frankfurters
chicken nuggets
hamburger relish
spring rolls
garlic cloves
bread
potatoes
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