Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I punched a surgeon trying to throw potatoes at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a pigeon a rat 🐀 a magpie a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a crow

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.