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I punched a dentist trying to throw scrambled egg at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a goose a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a robin a pigeon a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a mouse 🐁

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