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I punched a dentist trying to throw spinach at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a squirrel a koala 🐨 a coot a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a pigeon a blackbird a rat 🐀 a goose

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