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I punched a dentist trying to throw prawn crackers at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a magpie a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a blackbird a goose a coot

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