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I punched a policewoman trying to throw spring rolls at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a coot a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a crow a magpie a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a goose a swan 🦢 a blackbird
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