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I punched a policewoman trying to throw peanuts at â€Ķ

â†Đ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle ðŸĶ„ random pathetic excuse
a squirrel a crow a coot a rat 🐀 a blackbird a goose a koala ðŸĻ a mouse 🐁 a swan ðŸĶĒ a robin
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